3 men...

Steel rain · 03-31-2003, 05:25 PM

3 men are in plane: a Spanish man, a French man, and a American man. The first day, the plane flies over Spain. The Spanish man says "I love my country so much, I'm gonna drop a penny onto it." So he does. When the plane lands to let him off, he sees a man crying. He asks him why and he says "A penny
fell from the sky and killed my wife!" The next day the plane was flying over France and the French man said, "I love my county so much, I'm gonna drop 2 pennies on it." So he did. When the plane landed, he saw a woman crying and asked her why. "2 pennies fell from the sky and killed my son and daughter!" The next day the plane was flying over America and the American man said "I hate my country so much, I'm gonna drop a bomb on it!" So he did. When the plane landed he say a boy laughing and asked why. The boy said, "I farted and my house blew up!!"

Winged Poop · 03-31-2003, 05:27 PM

NOT!

its not very funny, sorry to be so blunt.

Steel rain · 03-31-2003, 05:29 PM

One day two drinking buddies Jim and David were working on aircraft at JFK airport in NYC. They got fogged in and finished up their work early and were sitting around bored. Jim spoke up “Man I really need a drink!” in response David replied, “You know I heard a rumor you could drink jet fuel and get drunk.” “Really?” said Jim “That’s what I heard man. Do you wanna try it?” Said David “Sure, hell I’ll try anything once!” Said Jim. SO with that they poured themselves a couple of glasses and began drinking the jet fuel. They sipped a little bit to find it actually tasted quiet good. so they drank more and more and sure enough they got stoned drunk. The next morning Jim awoke feeling like a million bucks he jumped up wet to the bathroom feeling great like he was floating on air he hadn’t felt this good in years. “Wow!!” He said. About that time his telephone rang. “Hello?” Jim Said “Hello Jim? Came the reply “This is David man. How are you feeling this morning?” Jim said “Man I feel great no hang over not sick man I feel like a million bucks. How about you?” David replied” Me too man, but I have one question for you.” Jim said, “Sure man what is it” “Have you farted yet man?” Jim said “Ummmmm No. Why?” “Man don’t. I’m in Phoenix!”

Steel rain · 03-31-2003, 05:31 PM

btw Winged poo

(jk)

Winged Poop · 03-31-2003, 05:35 PM

i guess the second one is a LITTLE better... but still.... i dunno. it lacks

Steel rain · 03-31-2003, 05:45 PM

lol hard to please eh?

A man goes hunting and brings home a goose for dinner. His wife cleans it, but neglects to remove all the shotgun pellets.

After dinner, her small daughter comes downstairs and says "Mommy, I went to the bathroom and pellets came out!" She assures her daughter the condition will go away and sends her back upstairs.

Her second daughter comes downstairs later and says "Mommy, I went to the bathroom and pellets came out" She assures this daughter also and sends her back upstairs.

Her only son came running down the stairs in a hurry. "Mommy, Mommy" he screams.

His mother says "I know you went to the bathroom and pellets came out"

He said "No, I was jacking off and I shot the dog"

Technomage · 03-31-2003, 05:52 PM

meh

Winged Poop · 03-31-2003, 05:54 PM

give up before we laugh at you!

Steel rain · 03-31-2003, 06:22 PM

Georules · 03-31-2003, 07:20 PM

oh man these are jokes I think we used to tell in second grade man.

03-31-2003, 05:27 PM	#2
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03-31-2003, 05:35 PM	#5
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03-31-2003, 05:54 PM	#8
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